I had decided to take my training and exercise to the “Next level”.   Unfortunately I made the monumental error in asking Gerard Dyson for advice! Two excruciating hours later a phone call and a quick visit  to his “specialist” I concluded that I would stick to the programme I have in place.

Gerard suggested that I consider Colonic Irrigation; he intimated that he was an avid fan of the procedure and that it had helped him considerably in the past.

 I like to consider myself a man of the world, and therefore open to suggestions, Gerard furnished me with the details of his “Specialist” so that I may contact him for a consultation.  The alarm bells should have rung out loud when a gruff sounding “Gent” answered the phone with the strap-line: “Good morning the Colonicshop, No job too big, no job too small, we are open minded, we’ll jet-wash em all, Big Jon speakin”

I tentatively made an appointment for that day, however I never went through with what “Big Jon” referred to as the full werx, including “ring-pull”!!!!!  Not sure if was the terminology he used, the tattoos on his arms and face, or the fact that he was wearing pink marigold gloves, an abattoir apron and welly boots!

As you all know, I am open minded, not one to cast aspersions, I am quiet, some say reserved.  However I would suggest that everyone thinks twice before accepting health advice from Mr Dyson!!!!!